Auds in the 21st Century

February 19th, 2008

I have an IPod nano and its fab.  I can’t use it properly yet, but I love it.  I am at last hurtling into the 21st century.  I had to buy it as the last time I was on holiday with my friend Susan I only had a Sony Walkman (with tapes) and she made me hide it under a towel she was so embarrassed.  Its got 8 gigabytes and everything and bonny coloured pictures.

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10 Comments

  • 1. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  February 20th, 2008 at 08:58

    …and the instructions were sh*te.

  • 2. Chris  |  February 20th, 2008 at 20:59

    Welcome to the future!

    It’s warm in here.

  • 3. Tom Jones  |  February 21st, 2008 at 09:22

    Aw but baby its cold outside…

  • 4. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  February 22nd, 2008 at 08:59

    No, we’ll have none of that Jonesy.

    F*ck off!

    *throws embarassing Tom Jones lookalike out the window*

  • 5. Auds  |  February 22nd, 2008 at 13:04

    He is so orange he could be Mel’s elder Welsh brother.

  • 6. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  February 23rd, 2008 at 11:06

    Unfortunately they won’t get the ‘Melvis’ reference there Auds. the short story is there’s a guy who works at DD who has the worst fake tan you’ll ever see. And he eats a lot of fruit and burps continuously during the day… and he recently moved to the desk but one next to me.

    Tragedy ensues.

  • 7. Auds  |  March 5th, 2008 at 08:56

    He has obviously been on Da Beans which is why he has now handed his notice in.

  • 8. Auds  |  March 5th, 2008 at 08:56

    You’ve obviously given him a complex. He’s as orange as Da Beans

  • 9. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  March 6th, 2008 at 09:04

    I’m glad I’ve given him a complex, maybe he’ll stop eating so much and burping like a bush hound.

  • 10. Auds  |  March 18th, 2008 at 17:12

    have managed to wipe off all my songs (don’t ask me how) but at least I still have my Terry Wogan podcasts (thank GOD!!!!)


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