The Beans Are Back In Town…

March 9th, 2008

Yes ladies and gentlemen, we are back. Once again we have risen like the mighty pheonix from the burning heap of our twice hacked server.

I have restored hastily made backups of databases, trawled directories of php files looking for imposters and .htaccess files, and now, finally, we are up and pouring like the proverbial beans once more.

PS. All fucking dirty scum lowlife bastard fucking dog licking hackers, should be made to run naked through brixton with a sign saying “I hate all of you please shoot at me” with a pineapple up their arse, that’d teach em.

Entry Filed under: Kev,Noos Flash,Rants

11 Comments

  • 1. Chris  |  March 9th, 2008 at 13:11

    Hurrah! I had been forced to temporarily put a cork in my outflow tubes as my beans were unable to pour and instead were starting to back up and clog the system. In fact this morning I had to unscrew the offside bulkhead because there was some clink in the stuffo transponder, which just goes to show how bad it had been.

    These hackers just don’t understand the pain and hurt they can cause.

  • 2. Kevil  |  March 9th, 2008 at 18:07

    Good Lord! Not the offside bulkhead. You seem to have had it bad my friend. I only had to open the midship sleuce gates and was fine.

  • 3. Chris  |  March 10th, 2008 at 05:14

    Unfortunately my midship sluices seized up in the damp weather early last month and the transducer gauge was off the scale, so I had to act fast. It was either the offside bulkhead or the starboard valve on duct 5a, and you know how hard it can be to screw that back in, especially if it shears off sideways when you go to remove it. So the bulkhead it had to be.

  • 4. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  March 10th, 2008 at 08:11

    Sleuce gates, eugh, please don’t mention the sleuce gates

  • 5. Kevil  |  March 10th, 2008 at 09:26

    Sleuce gates
    Sleuce gates
    Sleuce gates
    Sleuce gates
    Sleuce gates
    Sleuce gates
    Sleuce gates
    Sleuce gates
    Sleuce gates

  • 6. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  March 10th, 2008 at 12:23

    CHAOS IS COME AGAIN!!!

  • 7. Chris  |  March 11th, 2008 at 20:39

    At least nobody mentioned the sluice gates. Lord save us.

  • 8. Kevil  |  March 12th, 2008 at 12:35

    Huzzah for spelling incorrectness!

  • 9. Chris  |  March 12th, 2008 at 17:56

    Yes, it was a lucky escape this time!

  • 10. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  March 13th, 2008 at 12:24

    Crack one off for Poland!

  • 11. Chris  |  March 13th, 2008 at 14:16

    *parp*

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