Pirates – a wee song

May 24th, 2006

“There was a pirate that all the other pirates feared,
 Even black, blue, red and yellowbeard.
 Now the captain was as rotten as they come,
 And never once thought to write to his mum (boo hoo hoo).

 Argh! Argh! Marie…. Celeste!
 She’s got the meaniest crew the world has ever faced (Bad boys!).
 Then the bowson shouted something out, “Oi, there’s a ship to the west!”
 Shiver me timbers! Walk the plank! SOS! Swim for shore! Pieces of eight! Abandon ship!
 It wasn’t magic, or ghost and tricks,
 It was down to a bowl of Wheetabix.
 That’s why they found no pirates aboard the Marie Celeste.”

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4 Comments

  • 1. Kevil  |  May 30th, 2006 at 09:25

    stop that. stop it now

  • 2. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  May 30th, 2006 at 12:56

    But 🙁 but 🙁 but 🙁 but it’s… it’s…

  • 3. Kevil  |  May 30th, 2006 at 16:32

    woop woop an’ am callin’ the police

  • 4. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  May 30th, 2006 at 20:26

    No way no way (doo doo de doo doo)

    Mnamana!

    No way no way (doo doo de doo doo)

    Mnamana!

    No way no way (doo doo de doo doo)

    Mnamana, not today! (doo doo de doo doo, de doo doo, de doo doo de doo doo doo doo…) DON’T GET FRESH WITH ME! 😀


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