Pledge Of Achievance

September 14th, 2009

As it happens, before any of us have realised, we are hurtling towards Christmas on a broken truck with three wheels, two gears and a wing mirror covered in toffee. Did you like that? You can sing it if you want to.

In order to really get into the spirit I have devised a new concept that can neatly fit into most of the ideas I come up with as well as sparking up a few imaginative pennies along the way. I am currently in the process of writing a Gangster Christmas Album and was wondering if you would like to contribute. Obviously beneath the violence, the swearing, the carnage and the chaos there will be heartfelt tales of shopping and families as that’s what Christmas is all about, right?

I’m pulling in a few guest collaborators to help with the music but any song lyrics, titles, ideas or anything like that would be gratefully acknowledged. You can also help with the tunes too. There are no boundaries when it comes to Festive Hip Hop.

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  • 1. Kevil  |  September 14th, 2009 at 09:25

    How abou this as a lyric:

    Im steppin’ out at Christmas
    To buy some fucking gifts
    gonna wrap em up real blingin’ like
    and give them to my bitch

  • 2. Ian  |  September 15th, 2009 at 07:49

    That’s a good start young Master Hill. Are you good with liquid funk?

  • 3. Kevil  |  September 16th, 2009 at 09:07


  • 4. Ian  |  September 17th, 2009 at 07:34

    Liquid funk, as in we need some music to accompanying our original pieces of flawless design. We need some tunes and then the production values to back them up.

    Get humming.

  • 5. Chris  |  September 17th, 2009 at 08:37

    Gonna take that turkey
    Get my slice on in its neck
    Fuck you motherfucker
    Now yo’ feathers on the deck
    Put that shit up in the oven
    Roll out the cranberry
    Eat that bitch up for my dinner
    And leftovers for my tea

  • 6. Kevil  |  September 18th, 2009 at 11:34

    No entiendo.

  • 7. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver  |  September 19th, 2009 at 10:03

    That’s good, Gabby Hayes good. That might be loosely stolen and implemented somewhere with my raw fingerprints all over it.

    Kev. Liquid funk = music. You like Dr Dre, you should know all about it. I thought you were his new protege?

  • 8. Chris  |  September 21st, 2009 at 12:58

    If that’s your approach you’ll get no more lyrics from me. Good day to you sir.

  • 9. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver  |  September 21st, 2009 at 22:04

    So what’s the 411 then, huh? What’s the dealio? You want full credit, huh? You wanna stem my spine and scoop out the innards, huh? WELL?

  • 10. Chris  |  September 23rd, 2009 at 15:55

    If you could, yes. That would be super. I might even lay down some mo’ rhymes.

  • 11. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver  |  September 24th, 2009 at 08:24

    I think that’s a tall order even for rhymes as slick as yo’s. I think I may have to pass.

    I think I remember the film and as I recall I think we both kinda liked it. And I said, well that’s one thing we’ve got.

    Worse. Chorus. Ever.

  • 12. Chris  |  September 25th, 2009 at 23:36

    What about “74, 75”? That was a whole rainstorm of badness.

  • 13. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver  |  September 27th, 2009 at 20:27

    Baby you hit the nail on the head they-ur!

    What about ‘Boom Boom Boom’ by the Outhere Brothers? (mental note: accidentally wrote Puthere Brothers, possible name for future collaborations).

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