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February 3rd, 2010

This morning I had a shower and it was excellent. I am going to tell you about it.

My shower, right, is a thing in my bathroom where hot water comes out and makes me less dirty. This morning I adjusted the settings and made it hotter than I normally have it.

It was ACE. It was rather a lot like a volcano, but a ceiling-mounted volcano where it’s above you and the stuff is all coming downwards. And instead of a cone of ignacious rock protruding from a zone of geological instability close to the margins of tectonic plates, it was more like a plastic shower head mounted on the wall. And where the hot, burning lava and pyroclastic flow would be on a normal volcano was actually just fairly hot water, not hot enough to burn or otherwise damage human skin on contact.

That was what my shower was like this morning. The towel was green.

Entry Filed under: Chris,Great,What I Did Today

14 Comments

  • 1. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver  |  February 3rd, 2010 at 12:46

    So… you’re moving into a volcano? Is that what you’re saying?

  • 2. Kevil  |  February 3rd, 2010 at 13:01

    Was there temperature experimentation or did you just whack it up to the max?

  • 3. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver  |  February 4th, 2010 at 08:47

    I expect that he was doing a finger waggle and accidentally hit the temperature doo-dad, what some people call the “hot gauge”, and it thrusted hot wet ends upon his face.

  • 4. Kevil  |  February 8th, 2010 at 12:29

    If you do a google image search for “hot guage” you get soemthing very different. (with safe search turned off) You wouldnt mind it in the shower with you either!

  • 5. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver  |  February 9th, 2010 at 08:18

    Hot guage? Is that the Mexican or Portugeuse model?

  • 6. Chris  |  February 9th, 2010 at 09:56

    Are you sure it’s not “gauge”? Or is “guage” something different? (Sounds like a French manufacturing process… “je faire de guage sur des panneaux de fer”.

  • 7. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver  |  February 9th, 2010 at 13:51

    I think… I think it might just be Kev’s bad speeling.

  • 8. Kevil  |  February 11th, 2010 at 15:48

    As uzual…

  • 9. Chris  |  February 11th, 2010 at 17:40

    U shud yuse a spel chekka.

  • 10. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver  |  February 12th, 2010 at 13:55

    Isn’t life great when you can make mistakes like that and not be stoned to death with bagels?

  • 11. Kevil  |  February 12th, 2010 at 14:50

    Wasn’t my first thought, but yeah I guess it is.

  • 12. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver  |  February 16th, 2010 at 08:17

    Does that mean that it is now your first thought or is it still languishing back there in seventh place?

  • 13. Kevil  |  February 16th, 2010 at 11:04

    I think its moved up to fourth.

  • 14. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver  |  February 17th, 2010 at 08:04

    Ooooeee! That’s better than finding a pig on your lap!


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