You are a subsiduary of me

To waste time properly you have to put the time in. Then waste it. I not only enjoy wasting my time but I also hugely enjoy wasting other people’s time. You have already wasted 15 second reading this, unless you hate wasting time, and then it would have only been about 6 or 7. Depending on how focused you are at not wasting time.

I write essays to waste time. I expect people to read them and waste their time. I can’t afford to waste anymore of mine!