In an exciting format twist Ian and Kev are joined this time out by Chris, meaning that, for the first time, everyone who actually listens to the podcast was there when it was recorded. They all had a jolly good time discussing:

• Even keels
• Inner smiles and secret smiles
• The merits of tinned fruit
• Hooting eyes

Welcome back.

This time out Ian and Kev spend most of the time discussing elevenses, only to discover that they have no idea what it is.

Enjoy.

In this vastly delayed release, Kev and Ian discuss:

• Weather
• Living as Mr Men
• Dangerous Seagulls
• Giant Worms
• Is soil vegetarian?

Kev and Ian discuss such inane nonsense as:

– Making eyes
– Tuning eyes
– Using eyes
– Bananarama
– Photoshopping gurns

In this vastly delayed episode, Ian and Kev discuss:

• A small feud over Stock Aitken Waterman
• Annexing the Lake District
• Crumpets
• Onions

That’s right Episode 3 is here already, in this frankly wonderful installment Kev and Ian discuss:

• Zoup
• Chuck Norris selling Levis
• What to do with an abundance of crystal skulls
• The Book of Mormon
• Opening a discount retail store

This right here, is a world exclusive. I know technically (and actually) all of our posts are world exclusives, but some of them just feel more worthy of the title than others, that’s all I’m saying. And what I’m saying is that this is one of them.

So. Right then. Here it is. In a first for Pouring Beans Productions, here is your actual very first Pouring Beans Podcast.

It doesn’t really have a name as such, except that this one is the first one and features the phrase, “Your Mum loves a sexy pony”. So i guess its called Episode 1: Your Mum loves a sexy pony.