Just look at all the places we’ve been and all the things we’ve done!

Whenever we go somewhere together we write down all the silly things that happen in a Sacred Book. You can now see all of them here – just click the cover of the book you wish to consult.

Southseeing not Southdoing
Portsmouth 2022
Can't Stop the River Force 5
Newcastle 2022
Three Men in a Tin Shed
Bridlington 2021
I Bought this from Steve for a Double High Five
London 2019
The Time that Three Friends Went Away for a Spiffing Adventure. And Everything Was Fine
Newcastle 2019
London 2014
Hold the Front Page
London 2008
96 Leaves
Newcastle 2007
Erudite Musings on the Human Condition (with Slags)
Newcastle 2006