Cats like to get in the way. Sitting in the middle of the hallway or on top of the thing you’re trying to use.
Still, I’ve never seen a cat so wilfully in everyone’s way, or giving off such a determined display of not giving a damn, as this cat.
For reasons I cannot explain, this cat is sitting right in the middle of the main entrance to the Royal Surrey Hospital in Guildford, one of the largest and busiest hospitals in the south of England. Everyone just had to go around it.
Stupid cat.
9 comments on “Cat in the way”
Absolutely zero fucks given. This cat deserves both a medal and a kick up the backside for stopping my ambulance people wheeling me into the hospital.
Was that you? I did wonder. Last I heard your ambulance crew were still trying to find an A&E department that was willing to take you and had got you as far as Anglesey without success.
Whenever they appear at the front of a hospital, a cat appears and blocks their way. I don’t know what I ever did to dem kitties; is it because I’m a doggo man now?
It might be. Is your ambulance still in the UK or are you now touring mainland Europe in the hope of getting over the threshold of a medical establishment?
It depends how I’m feeling and how serious the injury is. I have been known to chopper round most of Europe looking for an amusing or unusual hospital.
I thought you were suffering some heinous injury. Is this just a hobby? If so, I’m not surprised hospitals have taken to posting feckless cats at their doorways to keep you out. They’ve got work to do.
I get a lot of injuries in my line of work.
See this? *points* and that? *points* all doctor-worthy ailments. I’m well known in the doctor’s surgeries of Europe.
Are you OK? The last person I saw who had one of those was technically dead. And the one before that was alive, but minging.
Some have described me as that last sentence before and those were the ones who liked me.
*studio audience laughs*