Have you been a good boy? There’s one sure-fire way to find out.
I’m sure you know this, but all we have to do is look underneath the priority seating in coach 4 of the 21.53 South Western Railway service from Guildford to Farnham.
Let’s have a look now.
Yes, there we are. So, have you been a good boy?
You have! Well done.
6 comments on “Good boy”
I don’t think I have been, but I’m not one to argue with a tiny piece of cardboard.
Well, you must have been. The bit of cardboard underneath the priority seating in coach 4 of the 21.53 South Western Railway service from Guildford to Farnham never lies.
I’ve never been on this service before. What guarantees can you give me that the bit of cardboard is really talking about me?
It’s like astrology. If stars millions of light years away somehow know your future and can give you cryptic clues about it by forming patterns in the sky, I don’t see what stops a bit of cardboard on a train knowing whether you’ve been a good boy.
Ah… with logic like that I suppose I can’t really argue. Does it have any lottery numbers?
No. Just the whole “good boy” thing.
If you haven’t been a good boy it just says “prick”.