When your time comes, where will you go? How do you see yourself passing from this life to the next?
You might not have thought about it, but you probably should. Best not face the grim reaper without a plan.
I wasn’t sure how I’d go about it until the other day when I happened upon this grand Victorian monument in a London cemetery.
Then I had a look at the clear label at the front, and knew what to do.
13 comments on “The way forward”
That’s not grand enough for me. I’m gonna need it to be twice as large, with some concrete elephants and a bewelled chagrin watching over me at all times.
Was that the “entrance” or an instruction to “entrance” people?
How do you bewel a chagrin?
Funny you should ask. I went on a two day course recently and it’s a lot simpler than you’d expect it to be.
Can you provide a quick precis of the way it’s done? Maybe with a simple diagram?
Look mate, I’m not trying to be funny, but when you go on your little two day wood nymph polishing sojourns you don’t see me asking how to see my face in an oak tree, do you?
Cough up the money and I’ll get my sketching pencils and put my sketching eyes in.
Nah, you’re OK. I’m not that bothered about chagrin bewelling. This two day course seems to have mainly just made you very aggressive.
It’s a level of aggression that everyone can get on board with.
Go on, get on board!
I don’t understand anything about this post, or the comments below it. I imagine it’s how strangers feel if they accidentally turn up here.
Is that a pleasant experience, or have you developed a new understanding of why nobody comes here?
Didn’t you know? This is Kev’s first time here on the website. It could only ever be a pleasant experience.
Reading his comment again, it does seem pretty clear that everything he’s describing is pleasant.