User avatar Chris and Ian’s Rap Battle

So here we have it.

These two giants of the rapping world have been teasing this for the last couple of weeks and the hype has reached unobtainable levels. Ian “Flashback” McBugle and Sheriff Rockingham aka Chris Marshall, both ex members of pioneering genre-bending super group ‘The Rapples’, are gearing up for what is expected […]

| February 7th, 2019 | 6 Comments | Categories: Ageing, Competition, Not very good, Perky, Tuneless

User avatar Potato Nostalgia

Around this time of year a lot of people get nostalgic. They remember years gone by, people who have left us and happy memories sitting next to your toxic gas fire, using the flames to make toast, rather than getting up and using the grill, like the little fat bastard you are (or I was).

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| December 28th, 2018 | 14 Comments | Categories: Ageing, Delicious, Remembering is fun, Things that I did

User avatar Pre-Birth Certificate

BEHOLD!

As promised, please see the premier pre-birth certificate for Mr Menendez and his lovely wife’s new child, expected soon.

| December 20th, 2018 | 20 Comments | Categories: Ageing, Christmas, Kev, Kev hasn't posted anything in ages, Lovin', Positive Moments, The Little Dude

User avatar A celebration of the many Kevs

I was rummaging in the extensive Beans Archive today, looking for inspiration, when I stumbled across this post, made ten years ago today. It marks the occasion on which Mr. Kevin Head turned 24 years old. Well, as you can imagine, I immediately got my calculator out, and blow me if that doesn’t mean that […]

| July 31st, 2018 | 35 Comments | Categories: Ageing, Kev, Kev hasn't posted anything in ages, Remembering is fun

User avatar The secret life of Chris

My past is a shady, murky place. Little is known by the general public.

A while ago, it came as a surprise to everyone when I revealed that I was once jilted at the altar by a bear. But there are more secrets to be revealed, and today I am finally ready to share one […]

| July 17th, 2018 | 19 Comments | Categories: Ageing, Conspiracy/Not a Conspiracy, Historical, Sexy

User avatar 2005 calling

It’s now thirteen years since I first had a phone with a camera built into it and decided that I wanted all my phone contacts to be associated with photos of that person on the phone, so when my phone rang it looked like I could see them on the phone.

Since I didn’t get […]

| April 8th, 2018 | 22 Comments | Categories: Ageing, Historical, Remembering is fun

User avatar Fourteen years

What can you remember from 2004? Anything? Could you point your gnarled and ageing finger at anything you could decisively say you bought in 2004? Do you remember your hopes and dreams for the future back then?

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| March 13th, 2018 | 18 Comments | Categories: Absolutely superb, Ageing, Historical

User avatar A Touching Message

Books, ah, books. Such curious, interesting things, aren’t they?

And if that was my post in its entirety then that would make for one boring entry in the Beans cannon. Let’s try again.

Books, ah, books. Weird lumps of shit, aren’t they? They are weird. They contain strange stories that come from people’s minds. Sometimes […]

| November 29th, 2017 | 18 Comments | Categories: Ageing, Historical
 
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