Do you like sport?
Do you like families?
Do you like ball-based sports?
Then you need sport balls!
This unbeatable set includes:
- A football, which is 8cm in diameter and made of foam, so cannot be used to play football
- A basketball, which is 8cm in diameter and made of foam, so cannot be used to play basketball
- A tennis ball, which is 8cm in diameter and made of foam, so can be used to play tennis if you don’t mind the ball not bouncing or travelling far enough because it has the wrong weight and ballistic properties
- A baseball, which is 8cm in diameter and made of foam, so cannot be used to play baseball
Perfect for all the family!
9 comments on “Perfect for all the family”
This article is a load of balls!
I’m sorry, I’m sorry everyone. I had to say it.
It’s both factual and insulting. And that’s how you avoid a lawsuit.
Does that work for other things, say, spouting off insults at celebrities?
Keep them strictly factual and they can’t touch you. Especially if you do it from a long way away using a loudhailer.
I was going to use Kev’s megaphone but he never bought it so it doesn’t exist. That’s super disappointing.
Now I’ll have to cup my hands around my mouth like some kind of poor street urchin.
Are you telling me that, as well as not buying himself a megaphone, Kev also didn’t buy you a megaphone? What a tightwad.
Kev literally bought nobody a megaphone. It’s disgusting behaviour.