You know what all the cool kids are talking about these days? Ian’s “Face Uncle” YouTube channel. He’s gone viral. He’s taken off. He’s an influencer now.

Because I know Ian – like, I even knew him before he’d started the Face Uncle channel, back when he still had time to talk to the little people like me – I got in early with his merch. I’m delighted to say that my Sultry Robin swag turned up recently.

Obviously, I’ve got a beautiful Sultry Robin print to hang on my wall.

And I can look at my Sultry Robin print while drinking tea from my personalised Sultry Robin mugs.

One of them says “Sultry Robin”, and the other one says “Mr Kate and Mrs Chris” to celebrate my recent nuptials.

Thanks, Face Uncle. Now I’m nearly as cool as you.