You’re not seeing things.
We’ve managed to track down another one of those boys to find out what’s going on in his perennial noggin, what’s perplexing his grey matter. Let’s have a sit down and a chat with Drake Fondles!
Name: Drake Fondles
Age: Old enough
What type of boy band member are you: I’m the talent, the songwriter, the visionary, the artist. I write the words to all the songs then hand them to someone else to rewrite and fix to someone else’s music
How many curls: enough to fill a wheelbarrow
I most look like: a dainty flower fixed upon a mountain hilltop in the flurriest of weather but also on a summer’s day
Best celebrity chicken: Florence Chuckles
Chaffinch – controversial?: I’d rather you didn’t bring it up
Pour me a mug of: delicious melodies sprinkled with stardust
Fuzziest television: Uncle Tupperware’s
How “me” are you: I am more you than you ever were, and I can guarantee that. In fact, I’m going to write a song about it right now
Finish this phrase, “Shoulder shrug…”: emotionless mug
8 comments on “Q & A with one of the Happy Salad Boys (again)”
I’m really enjoying these. The Happy Salad Boys are so distinctive, all the members of the band seem to have the same look.
They have the same look and yet they’re all completely different. It’s what the fans are looking for.
A strong brand and a strong age. That’s all you need to turn heads in the pop industry. And maybe some songs.
The songs are coming, don’t you worry sunshine. They are gonna blow your drums right out.
I think i have a strong age. Perhaps I should be a pop star too?
You’ll need a stylist. It would take a lot of work to get from what you look like to the very strong look that all the Happy Salad Boys share. It’s so specific. It must take hours of work every day.
They go through a mountain of combs every single week. I’m not sure how they do it.
They must comb their luscious hair so rapidly they set their own heads on fire.
Those perilous scamps.