Sport! We all know what sport is, but until recently I had no interest in it.
“Pah!,” I would say, “away with your sport”. Sometimes I would tut and shake my head. Sport was a mystery to me, something that affected others deeply and yet passed me by.
Well, no more. I’ve been bitten by the sport bug. I am a sport man now.
What changed everything was a chance meeting with three members of the England cricket team, who not only convinced me of the joys of sport, but recruited me as their new mascot. So, this summer, look out for me as I attend all the cricket games in England, waving at the fans and leading the cricket-ballers onto the pitch.
If you would like to come and see me in action, here are all the England cricket games this summer:
|Tuesday 5 July||Edgbaston Cricket Arena||England v Edgbaston First 11|
|Friday 15 July||Sunderland Cricket Ground of Light||England v Sri Lanka Cricket Team|
|Sunday 31 July||Headingley Golf Club||England v Leeds Rhinos|
|Saturday 6 August||Wembley||England v France|
|Wednesday 24 August||A field near Trent Bridge||England v just Ian Botham on his own|
|Tuesday 13 December||The North Pole||England v Santa Claus (Christmas Special)|