It is terrible, absolutely terrible when you cannot find the thing you are looking for. I must have looked for, ooo, less than five minutes and they just aren’t there.
Where are all the photos of smug fuckers who live on canals? Hidden away in people’s photo albums no doubt. The internet refused to give up the goods so I had to make my own.
God damn useless internet.
20 comments on “Smug it up”
I like that you were in such a rush to toss this off so as not to earn a pea, that you left the grass on the couple, the bloke half of which is clearly stood in the water (and some hay)
I’ve fixed it… and my new favourite this about this is that the canal in the picture you used is called Canal de Craponne
No, I definitely preferred the rushed version. It has a certain charm that cannot be put into words, or pictures.
As soon as I saw the name of the canal I HAD to include it. Beautiful.
If you think I’m going to become a smug fucker who lives on a canal you’ve got another thing coming. I don’t have any hay stuck to my clothing, for a start.
You’re in the South-most position of all of us so currently you’re the person most likely to “smug it up” I’m afraid. You do live with a drinks cabinet after all.
I do. But there’s a big difference between a drinks cabinet and a canal. Only one of them contains shopping trolleys, for example.
How many shopping trolleys can you fit in your drinks cabinet like?!
Zero shopping trolleys. I reckon you could get a couple of hand baskets in there if you kicked them flat though.
Have you tried? Please try and let us know the results. If you have enough free time, between love making and bothering horses that is.
I don’t bother horses. Not any more. No sir. My horse bothering days are behind me. Those bastards don’t deserve my time.
To Kev: That’s a zing and a half right there, mate.
To Chris: This clearly has some weight behind it although I am reluctant to ask in case we’re all subjected to another hour plus long story about equine-related matters.
You’re just blasé about this because you’ve never faced certain death in the midst of four horses.
Wow, four horses? That’s a set of four horses. You and your three plus one horses.
They could be the four horses of the apocalypse.
They almost were for me.
Now come on Kev, if we can’t overreact about horses coming to drag Chris away and bring about the apocalypse then what can we do?
I feel victimised.
Then you should have never told us the horse story. You’ve only yourself to blame.
Unbelievable. You’re as bad as the horses.
If you can’t handle the horse then get out of the field.