The internet is full of junk these days, articles promoted into your social media feeds and “related content” links in your news articles. And you want to read it all, of course you do, it looks fascinating. But you’re a busy Executive Gentleman with a busy executive lifestyle, and you don’t have time for all that.
So how are you going to keep up with your colleagues around the watercooler when they’re all discussing the latest clickbait articles they’ve been reading? Well, never fear. My new subscription service Clickbaitr is now up and running, and for a monthly fee I’ll summarise all the hottest clickbait on the internet so you can keep up with this rapidly changing world.
Interested? Of course you are. See below for your free trial of conveniently summarised clickbait junk.
Why Do Pillows Turn Yellow? We Have the Answers (and a Solution)
Sweat and skincare products. Use stain remover before washing.
Exactly How Em the Nutritionist Eats 100g of Protein Every Day
Two scrambled eggs with extra egg whites and cottage cheese on sourdough for breakfast, 30g. Salad with chicken, cheese and yogurt dressing for lunch, 35g. Prawn meatballs with noodles for dinner, 35g. Hot chocolate with whole milk and a “scoop of collagen” before bed.
I Pushed AI Assistants to Their Limits, So You Don’t Have To. Here’s What Really Works
Best for images: OpenAI 4o. Best for writing fiction: Gemini 2.5 Pro. Most fun to talk to: OpenAI GPT 4.5.
How to be More Confident in Eight Steps, According to Experts
- Believe in yourself
- Be willing to take risks
- Give yourself some grace
- Embrace your imperfections
- Learn to set boundaries
- Reward your accomplishments
- Celebrate others’ accomplishments
- Show up authentically
Don’t Bother With An Expensive Will (Do This Instead)
Pay these people £59 for a pro-forma will.
“A Precious Piece of Our Shared History”: Will France Loan the Bayeux Tapestry to the UK?
We don’t know because they haven’t decided yet.
He Improved His Posture, Got Promoted, and Started Dating Again – All Thanks to These
EvoStep insoles, £29.
Blue Food: Yes or Euw? It’s the Most Unlikely Food Trend of the Season. Can You Stomach It?
Some foods have always been blue, so yes, you probably can.
What Happens If You Don’t Wash Your Face?
Your skin will become flaky and you might get a disease or fungal infection.
7 comments on “Clickbait roundup”
Prawn meatballs, bleugh! No thanks.
I know, right? And that’s before you get to the idea of spooning collagen into your hot drinks.
Is there any chance, and I know this is highly controversial, that I can have none of this?
None of the prawn/collagen diet? Or none of the clickbait subscription?
None of the any. Non nenny.
Are you saying you don’t even want the proven career benefits of a pair of EvoStep insoles? This is beginning to sound reckless to me.
I’m a reckless kind of person when I’m not an Authorised Banana Weigher (possibly). Look at me and be inspired.