It’s been ten years since I first reported the discovery of the toilet phone. In that time, the popularity of this device has spread widely. After two weeks in South America I can report that no hotel is without one – every hotel bathroom we’ve visited has come complete with communications apparatus conveniently located beside the throne.

Naturally, a decade ago, I was sceptical, but now I’ve been won over. Now I see the comfort and convenience of being able to multitask while performing my ablutions. As a result, I now spend all my time in the bathroom chatting with friends, discussing business deals and ordering room service.

So, the next time we chat on the phone, you’ll know where to picture me.