Everyone loves delicious oreos.
Mmmm, right? Nobody can resist the tasty taste of oreos because there’s something for everyone. Love biscuit? Got you. Love squishy things in the middle of biscuits? You’re covered. Love ripping things in half to feel superior over something for once when you’re trapped in a horrific existence where you’re in control of nothing? Also this!
There are, however, flavours of oreos that should not exist and this is one of them:
Whatever you do, don’t eat the ice cream flavour oreos.
I found these being sold for cheap and my curiosity got the better of me. They look okay, let’s give these a go, I thought. I was so very, very wrong.
When you first put one in your mouth everything seems okay, nothing out of place here. It’s the aftertaste that really kills the entire experience. The closest thing I can compare it to is it’s as though you’ve swallowed a blueberry vape. Someone turned the vape juice into a solid and stuck it in an oreo.
It’s disgusting. You have been warned.
3 comments on “PSA – don’t eat the oreos”
This is stupid. Ice cream isn’t a flavour. Ice cream is a food that comes in the flavour of other things. It’s like saying something is crisps flavour. What a stupid, stupid biscuit. Also, oreos are shit. Apart from that I like the rest of this post.
Oreos are normally okay. In biscuit-snuffling days back in the flat, I would normally consume at least a packet a week.
Also, if you’re going to say something is “ice cream flavoured” then it needs to be vanilla possibly with some hints of raspberry sauce in the background. Classic cone.