Hey! Hey you! You with the dog!
Whatcha doing with that dog? Are you bothering it? Is it that awesome that you can’t help but bother it and want to spend time with it? If that’s true, then you need to join the ‘Dog Botherers’.
You shouldn’t feel ashamed about your behaviour. There are thousands of awesome dogs out there. They’re sat with their owners out in real life which is great but sometimes you can’t bother them because they’re doing their own thing. That’s upsetting.
At ‘Dog Botherers’, we don’t mind if you bother our dogs. Our weekly meetings are designed for people like you to bother dogs in a safe and friendly environment. Come meet like-minded individuals over a hot cup of friendship and a generous plate of fun biscuits.
If you like dogs, bothering your dogs and bothering other people’s dogs then ‘Dog Botherers’ is the place for you.
Book now! It’s no bother!
4 comments on “Dog Botherers”
I do like dogs, bothering my dog and bothering other people’s dogs. I firmly believe that an unbothered dog is an unhappy dog. Sign me up.
As you quite rightly pointed out about your dog, if it wasn’t so fantastic then you wouldn’t bother it. But it is. So you do.
There are so many other fantastic dogs that deserve to be bothered and made a fuss of.
They ALL need bothering, to a degree that I feel sad not to have realised until relatively late in my life. But you’ll be glad to know I’m making amends. Just the other day I spent some time bothering a black spanel who ran over and lay down in front of me for some bothering. She was called Crumble.
No. Nope. I dont want this. I shall take no further part in this bizarre pastime. Blegh.