Well, we knew it would happen, but we didn’t think it would be this soon.
The Stick is gone.
We knew, of course, that The Stick had got itself a taste for adventure. We knew also that it had been deposited at the foot of the wrong kind of tree. So perhaps it’s no surprise that it has already started its next adventure. But we are, nonetheless, sad to see it go.
(By “we”, I mean anyone who agrees with me. You may wish to clarify your own position in the comments.)
It is my hope that The Stick has gone on to a new life playing fetch with an enthusiastic collie dog, or perhaps is now propping open a garage door somewhere. We can hope.