User avatar You and Your Orb

So you’ve taken the plunge and out comes an orb. Well done! Please refer back to my previous post before reading on because we’re British here and we don’t like getting ahead of ourselves (see here: ORBS).

You will be completely perplexed at first but that’s okay, relax! Everyone struggles with their first orb so […]

User avatar Congratulations! It’s an orb!

Pregnancy, eh? What’s all that about?

I mean we all know what it is about, don’t we? Humans making more humans to fill the spaces that other humans have left. It’s the great circle of life, the wheel of fortune. If we didn’t make more humans, who would sit in all those prams? Who would […]

User avatar Tributes and Insults – Kevin Hill

Here’s a little something to wet your appetite for more of the same. Look at this:

Frightening, isn’t it? Most people would agree that this particular image of Kevin is both striking and unappealing. It would be fair to say that using such a picture constitutes a mean act. I would therefore like […]

User avatar Episode 11: Celebration Days

In the last of the currently recorded podcasts, this week’s audio treat brings you the exciting topics of:

Peter and the WolfNick KnowlesElbows https://www.pouringbeans.com/podcast-player/3163/episode-11-celebration-days.mp3

Download file | Play in new window | Duration: 10:00

User avatar Pre-Birth Certificate

BEHOLD!

As promised, please see the premier pre-birth certificate for Mr Menendez and his lovely wife’s new child, expected soon.

User avatar Imposter!

These are sad, sad, dark times.

Now we are all partial to a little Smidge Manly impression every now and then. In fact as soon as anyone utters the word, “Right…” I am quick to repeat the same in my head using that voice. It’s now an impulse reaction; it happens no matter what I […]

User avatar The Third Kind of Water

The people have spoken and…

“I demand a third water, beyond simply still or fizzy. Something else. Creamy water, maybe, or extra dry water. Something like that.”

… is what they said. Never let it be said that here at Pouringbeans we don’t give the people what they want. We do, we always do, […]

User avatar Episode 10: The trouble with wasps

A new episode I hear you exclaim with glee. With an increasingly erratic release schedule, this surprise new episode includes Chris, Ian and Kev rambling incoherently about:

Bees vs Wasps Ian’s money management Jams and Chutneys The pickle conundrum.

 

https://www.pouringbeans.com/podcast-player/2991/episode-10-the-trouble-with-wasps.mp3

Download file | Play in new window | Duration: 10:04