So recently I was pondering a question that nobody has yet dared to answer. Everyone knows what an accident is but what if someone was to do one on purpose? You see it all the time in films, TV and books; people set it up so something bad will happen to an unsuspecting person. […]
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Look at this big ol’ berk here: Look at his massive face. Why does anyone need a face that big? What has he done to his face to make it that big? All of these questions need answering and the sad fact that it is unlikely that we will ever get the […] Sometimes you need answers: What time will the train arrive? When does the film start? What time are we meeting in Leeds? When you need these answers, what do you do? You refer to the source of the knowledge; The train timetable, cinema website or person you intend to meet. There are other times however, […] Hey you, yes you, what’s up with you? Why do you smell so bad? It’s summer and you’ve got the sweats real bad. I could smell you from the other side of the room. So could all those other people who have now left because they couldn’t stand the smell. I don’t mean to be […] There are a lot of heroes that never receive the recognition they deserve. They wander on, still doing their best, still going above and beyond the expectations of their peers and yet their trophy cabinet remains empty. It’s not as if they do what they do for the silverware though; they do it because nobody […] It is with a heavy heart and a great overwhelming sense of sadness that I must report that Kevin and his endless stream of DIY must unfortunately come to an end.
Having spoken with Britain’s ‘newest dad’ (TM) this weekend, he confirmed to me in an exclusive interview […] Garforth LOVES Christmas. If there is any doubt about that then this photo will silence all who dare to question it: The day after this was taken some joker decided to blank out the ‘fucking’, so whilst the sentiment was still there it lost some of its potency. I believe that Christmas is a […] |
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