Lo and behold.
The time of the end is nigh.
Though you may thinketh long and hard about the answer,
You know nothing in life has ever prepared you for the force of the
It might defrost your chicken pasta bake.
It might defrost your hat or the gloves under the radiator.
Could it be that you call your father and he’s feeling a little warmer than usual, but not too warm in that the main power of the microwave was used? Could it be?
Once that button is pressed, who knows what will happen. Nay nonny no nay, never touch that button.
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I will never press that button. And I will go further than that: nobody has ever pressed that button. Nobody knows what it means. Nobody knows what it does.
Like Bob Dylan, it’s a complete unknown. With no direction home.
Like a rolling stone? No, that’s too far.
I’d say, more modestly, that it’s like all the other buttons on a microwave. You learn which one makes it go and which ones set the time. Everything else is a waste of space. What have you got there, “Junior Menu”? Nobody has ever pressed that. “Auto/Roast”? That’s far too vague, I’m not leaving my dinner to chance.
That would be first button I pressed if that was my microwave! Chuck in a frozen chicken breast, sit back and watch the chaos. Champion.
Would you ever use Junior Menu, Kev?
I’d like to think that button is specifically for cooking beans with mini sausages in.
Yeah, junior menu is for beans, tinned spaghetti and maybe scrambled eggs, but nothing more.
I think it would be better if the microwave just had two buttons on the front, “junior menu” that automatically cooked beans, tinned spaghetti and scrambled eggs, and “adult menu” that automatically cooked anything else you put in it.
Its similar to the modes of the washing machine in that I’ll use 2 or 3 and never touch the rest.
Chaos defrost for a quick wash.
Now you mention it I don’t think I’ve ever used any of the defrost options on the washing machine. And the iron just stays on two dots permanently.