I heard that Kev really loves posts about doggos so I decided to do one of my own. We wouldn’t want him missing out now, would we?
Daisy doesn’t have as many names as Fizz does. Not even close. She doesn’t actually have other names, they’re more like states. In certain situations she changes into something else and is no longer Daisy.
It’s best explained in the following very expensive-looking CGI AI graphic below.

It’s very simple:
A) FOMO – if we all leave the room at the same time, Daisy will follow shortly thereafter. She likes to come on her own terms and make it seem like it was her decision, when really she doesn’t want to miss out so she’ll scoot along quick sharpish
B) ET – very specific circumstances when she is mostly covered by a blanket and resembles ET when he’s hiding in the basket on the front of the bike
C) Baby inspector – if the Orb is lying on the floor, Daisy will come over and sniff him. It’s as if she’s checking he’s okay, like some kind of inspector. I’m sure all inspectors smell what they’re inspecting, right?
D) Meerkat – in order to see what’s going on outside, she’ll stand on her hind legs to get maximum visibility. This one speaks for itself
I will be sure to update you all if any further states are discovered.
Hope you enjoyed the post, Kev.
12 comments on “The many states of Daisy”
All GOOD inspectors sniff what they’re inspecting. Sadly not everyone is as diligent as Daisy. There would be zero workplace injuries and an end to product recalls if only all inspectors used their nose to the max in the course of their duties.
This is awful and I hate all of it EXCEPT (D)… which is amazing.
That’s nice, Kev. I always knew you were a doggo person-o and this proves it.
It might only prove that he’s a meerkato persono.
I loves a meerkat, me.
Do you go round saying “siiiiiiimples” all the time? If so I may have to deck and spurn you.
Why no doggo love-o, Kev-o?
Doggo = no
Meerkat = yes
Simples = no
This is a sad day for doggos, for doggos everywhere.
I bet you hate wolves as well, you bastard.
Kev once told me that he thinks wolves are idiots.
Bastard.