Hello, I must be going.
Until that happens though, let’s have a sift through the wonders of this year. Let’s take a skiffle at the best of the best (so far) when it comes to the efforts of trying to come up with a brand new expression or phrase to add to the world.
What has happened so far? Where have you been? You’ve missed so much. Based on viewer feedback and extensive focus group research, these are the greatest of the gold:
- Cough it up, wank bread
- Out of the way, grandad, I’ve got bitches to feed
- Control Alt Discreet!
- May angels lead you in and devils drag you out again
- Fox me up, fox me RIGHT up
- Leave the beef on the bench
March was the most successful month coming up with a whopping three contenders.
There’s also the added bonus that Kev said THE THING and now it’s his thing because he says it all the time, and we wouldn’t want to upset the lad by telling him he has to give it back. No no, it’s much better to still leave it in the running with a bit of a caveat on the side.
With so much choice, we’re all eating good this season. Let me know if any others take your fancy and whether you’ve started crimsonly using them in polite conversation.
Onwards and upwards!