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Never have I seen a deer with such excellent nail polish. Or is it hoof polish?
The juxtaposition of woodland fauna, bling, and toilet roll is really groundbreaking. Congratulations. I reckon the Turner Prize is in the bag.
The protruding implement was the deciding factor but the surrounding visage is also very pleasant.
Do you mean the screwdriver in its ass?
And why is it lording it over that dice?
I want a rainy day activity book. I’m always at a loose end on rainy days.
Screwdriver in its ass = yes.
It doesn’t like dice. It’s social commentary on chance and choices made in modern life, and how not all of them are good.
You can have a rainy day activity book. Here, take it.
*scrawls all over it in crayon, going well outside the lines*
You er… you sure you’re doing it right there, champ?
Yeah. This is how I like to colour in. You wouldn’t understand, grandad.
Yeah sorry, I can’t keep up with your kids and your radical ways of applying crayons to paper. Let me go back to reading my newspaper and smoking my pipe.
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