As we were all secretly hoping for, and even though the month of February slipped by without any, let’s fill up the last of March with a swift dose of filthy bad boys:
Look at all of that.
I expect there will be droves of perverts desperate for nouveau erotica swarming into our coveted halls.
They’ll take one peek at the troughs on show here and they’ll not be able to contain themselves.
It’s a burden that we have to bear, seeking the numbers and lowering ourselves to unwanted depths of depravity, yet sometimes this is what you have to do to be a success. In order to reach the top of the mountain you have to trudge through the bleak, dirty depths first.
And, deep down, you know you love it.