Avatar Hot day checklist

It’s hot today, at least here in the tropics. If it’s hot where you are please ensure you have completed the hot day checklist.

  • Shirtless man aged about 19 in Tesco Express
  • Smell of barbecue being lit from adjacent garden
  • Have trouble locating flip flops
  • Someone uses any of the words “airless”, “dry heat” or “close” to describe the weather
  • Sound of unlocated ice cream van heard several streets away
  • Pigeon going “hoo-hoooooooo hoo” repeatedly soundtracks the whole time you sit outside
  • Incur third degree burns from a seatbelt
  • Participate in, or witness, a debate about whether a cup of tea cools you down or not
  • Discover sweat in places you didn’t know sweat even happened
  • Walk barefoot on lawn and then feel regrettable feeling of damp feet with little bits of dead grass stuck to them
  • Solero

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