This time I tried much harder. Promise.
Another month in the pot (?), another round of potential life-changing phrases to waft past your glorious eye holes. I can see that you’re all gleaming and desperate to know what’s what. You can guarantee that whatever I’ve got, it won’t be handed to you crimsonly, that’s for sure.
Could you be anymore excited? I doubt it. Here’s five more word lines to baffle your friends and influence your peers with:
- Control Alt Discreet! – something to whisper when you’re trying to keep a low profile and someone accidentally steps on a clown horn
- You got your set squares all mixed up, Sigmund – catchy catchphrase for mid-tier US sitcom. Laughter track provided where required
- Smift me all the way to the bank – a made up word handily inserted into a sentence most people use on a daily basis. You can decide what it actually means
- May angels lead you in and devils drag you out again – cool guy phrase for when you’re about to blow some mother away, possibly at the end of a film
- Fox me up, fox me RIGHT up – a solid exclamation for when your friends decide to drag you on a night out to cheer you up and you want to look your best
As we can all agree, the calibre of this month is a hundred times better than February. I believe I’m on a bit of a roll and I still have a few tasty morsels put aside for April, you lucky, lucky people.
(Although between you and I, the word ‘grapefruit’ snuck its way into another one of these for some reason. What is it with me and grapefruit?)
As always, if you have any of your own suggestions send them my way and I’ll consider both it and you.
9 comments on “Phrase phase competition – March”
I’ll pass judgement on these in due course, but I’d like to begin by thanking you for recognising the gloriousness of my eye holes.
You better! I don’t see Kev stopping by to pass judgement.
OK, I’ve just dished up justice to April’s batch, time to lay waste to March.
1. I don’t actually mind this, which surprises me.
2. By all means pitch this to some American sitcom writers, but if I were you I wouldn’t pin my hopes on it.
3. You’ve come up with thousands of made-up words in your lifetime, “smift” is no different.
4. Yes. I like this a lot. The only barrier to me using it to sound cool is that I probably won’t remember it and will balls it up.
5. Strangely I can’t see this working for you or for me, but I think Kev might get away with it. He should record himself (GET A VIDEO) saying it so we can be sure.
An acceptable round of words there. Thank you for your efforts.
Also, GET A VIDEO and see if Kev can live up to the hype.
Kev IS the hype. Or he will be once he rolls out his new “Fox me up, fox me RIGHT up” catchphrase.
I wrote a reply to this DAYS ago, but can’t have posted it and now it’s gone. Fox me right up, that does.
YEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
He said the thing! With the thing!!