I’ve developed a new hobby… carving spoons. Its really therapeutic. I got the idea as I was pondering something different we could teach the scouts on camp, and I happened across the idea of spoon carving.
I did what most people do these days and looked on amazon, where I discovered that hook knives (that you need to carve out the ‘bowl’) are too expensive to buy 15 of them for a camp. So then I looked at eBay, and discovered that you cant buy knives on ebay. So then I looked at AliExpress, the cheaper, dodgier, Chineseier version of Amazon and bought a load of them for £2.50 each! Woo.
Anyway I had to get a bit of practice in before I taught a load of kids how to do it, so after too many hours on YouTube these are the result, my spoons.

From left to right…
- First attempt, using a bit of old pine bed slat
- A walnut spoon, much better.
- A (bed slat pine) Welsh love spoon, an additional (late) valentines present to Sarah.
- My favourite spoon so far, I’ve no idea what the wood was but it finished up lovely.
- Roughed out spoon from this weekend’s camping, made from freshly cut silver birch (tree had blown over in a storm) needs to dry out before I can finish it nicely.
- The tools. (Not the cheap AliExpress ones though. Once I made the first spoon and enjoyed it I bought myself some nice MoraKniv ones)
So there you are. Spoons.
8 comments on “Spoons”
I am absolutely certain that if you had asked me to write down the top one thousand things that your next Beans post might be about, I would never have come up with this.
I am certain that if you had asked me to write down the top one hundred hobbies that Kev might take up, I may have put this in the top 30.
Also, LOOK AT ALL DEM SPOONS!
Spoon 4 is my favourite too. I enjoy its smoothness.
I’m quite keen on Spoon 3. It reminds me of Jammy Dodgers, then my stomach starts rumbling.
Will you be pressuring Kev to whittle you a large number of new spoons for your new gaff? Presumably the vast spoon riches we poured upon you were only enough for a flat and you’re now in desperate need of a much expanded spoon portfolio.
Not all the spoons made it to the new house. I was forced to choose my favourites and donate the rest. I held an elaborate X Factor style competition to find the best and brightest. Tears were shed and friendships were tested.
What song did the winning spoon sing?
*awaits brilliant spoon/song pun*
The winning spoon really stirred up the competition.