Massive Bankers Plc
Mortgage Centre
High Interest House
Cashola Park
Nottingham
NG1 8JU
Dear Mr. Marshall
ANNUAL MORTGAGE STATEMENT
Product | Absolute Swizz Bankers Rate Fix v9 |
Mortgage Number | 1563786454 |
Property Address | Force It Up Your Richard Hampshire Near France |
OVERVIEW OF YOUR MORTGAGE FOR THE PERIOD 23 JANUARY 2024 TO 23 JANUARY 2025
Opening balance | £205,466.54 |
Repayment 23 January 2024 – thank you | –£1325.63 |
Repayment 23 February 2024 – thank you | –£1325.63 |
Repayment 23 March 2024 – thank you | –£1325.63 |
Repayment 23 April 2024 – thank you | –£1325.63 |
Repayment 23 May 2024 – thank you | –£1325.63 |
Repayment 23 June 2024 – thank you | –£1325.63 |
Repayment 23 July 2024 – thank you | –£1325.63 |
Repayment 23 August 2024 – thank you | –£1325.63 |
Repayment 23 September 2024 – thank you | –£1325.63 |
Repayment 23 October 2024 – thank you | –£1325.63 |
Repayment 23 November 2024 – thank you | –£1325.63 |
Repayment 23 December 2024 – thank you | –£1325.63 |
Interest charged | £7208.44 |
On Time Repayment Fee | £2101.03 |
BOE Interest Rate Above 3% Penalty | £883.97 |
Monthly Direct Debit Fee | £1783.88 |
Non-Dollar Transaction Surcharge | £1326.10 |
Window Tax | £604.14 |
Massive Bankers Plc Christmas Bonus | £2000.00 |
Remaining balance | £205,466.53 |
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Yours sincerely,
Ava Pricey-Holme
Chief UK Mortgage Account Executive Officer