User avatarThe slide

What’s the biggest slide you’ve ever been down? I am asking because I have definitely been down a bigger slide than you and I am planning to smugly win this.

I have been down THIS slide.

It’s part of the weird red metal lumpy thing that was built for the Limpety Pinpicks in 2012. It takes 40 seconds to go down it and I spent a fair amount of that time saying things like WHEEEEE and AAAAAARGH and WOOHOOOOO.

It drops a total height of over 100m, which is the equivalent of a slide going down to the ground from the 30th floor. It is bigger than the biggest slide you have ever been down. I win. Ha.

9 comments to The slide

  • Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver

    As a slide I think this is very much flawed. It’s not very shiny smooth and your back would catch on the red bits as you came down. Overall v poor.

  • The slide is a shiny metal pipe supported by this giant red steel mess. You can see it twiddling down from the very top in the picture. My back caught on nothing. Overall v smooth.

  • Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver

    I’m still not convinced it’s a slide. It looks like a high platform supported by steel twiddling girders. Have you been on a slide before? Is it like the pizza thing?

  • It is a high platform supported by steel twiddling girders. There is a metal slide twiddling down betwixt the twiddling girders.

  • Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver

    That’s what someone who went down a fake slice would say.

    You’ll have to go back and take a photo mid-slide.

  • The slide was 100% legit. Leave my slice out of this.

  • Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver

    Your slice needs to buck up its ‘chude because, quite frankly, it isn’t good enough right now.

    Your slice is lacking in tang.

  • My slice gives your verdict short shrift.

    In fact I can’t remember the last time I gave you long shrift.

  • I don’t think I’ve ever had short or long shrift. It’s a lot to expect from someone so… young?

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