Last month’s interview had to be delayed because of the poor grammar in Chris’ post. Thankfully that means everyone is revved up and ready for another exclusive head-to-head. This time it’s handsome ragamuffin, Tyler ‘whoops’ Aplenty.

Name: Tyler ‘whoops’ Aplenty

Age: The epitome of young and handsome

What type of boy band member are you: I’m the ridiculously attractive one that can’t sing very well so makes up for it by dancing and being ridiculously attractive

Previous jobs: Model, hand model, leg model, ear model and nose model (but not a neck model, never a neck model)

Best outfit: One of those suits that costs hundreds of pounds that really bring out my handsomeness

Fuzziest television: That one in the kitchen never works properly

Favourite garden tool: When I’m using a pickaxe on your flowerbeds, you won’t be able to take your eyes off me

Pour me a mug of: Hot posturing

Handiest character trait: I once did an advert for John Lewis. Is that what you mean?

Who would you hold a door for: Any woman, especially your wife. Watch out, you can’t trust me

Finish this phrase, “Squeeze a lemon…”: I’ve got lemons for days! Did I win? Ha ha, I’m so handsome