It has now been many months since we last saw The Book, and understandably all those of us who care deeply about it are becoming concerned for its safety.
Today, Pouring Beans launches a major publicity campaign to alert the British public to the plight of The Book in the hope of seeing it safely returned home. We are now less than ten pages from the end and with a concerted effort the whole damn thing could be finished and out of our lives by Christmas. Isn’t that something we all want to see?
Last seen: at Kev’s house, awaiting another page of the story
Age: Knocking on for eight bloody years old
Reward: An end to being nagged about it
If you have any information about the whereabouts of The Book, or if you can disclose the identity of the person who is currently detaining it, call the Beans Helpline on 0800-HURRY-UP-KEV.