It’s all over, all over again. Time to walk round the house with a bin bag collecting the wrapping paper and hope you don’t accidentally bin the presents too.
I got some nice presents this year, and I hope you did too. One of mine was shared with Kate and was one of the most unexpectedly brilliant presents ever. We had a bricklaying lesson.
Here are the bricks we laid.
Happy new year everyone. May 2022 be filled with joy and nicely pointed with good strong mortar.
12 comments on “Christmas wrap up 2021”
I like this because it means the next time I need some bricks laying you can pop over and do it.
I definitely can. Do you often need bricks laying in your flat?
Of course mate, all the time. I need to brick up the hallway so Jehovah’s witnesses can’t get into the living room.
That feels like it should be a one-off job. Why do you often need to brick up your hallway? Are the JWs demolishing the walls as fast as you can build them?
Not that I can imagine there’s a lot of JWs in France where you live but the ones in the North East come equipped with sledge hammers and they sing Peter Gabriel as they smash their way through your walls. At first it was quite pleasant but now it scares the Gary Wilmots out of me whenever I hear it.
I don’t know who that is but I’ll assume from the context that it’s pretty scary. Peter Gabriel himself was a JW, of course, hence the name.
Is he the JW that bought a load of fish and gave it to the Samaritans? I keep getting religious stories mixed up so that might not be correct.
That was him. You’ll also note that his first band was called Genesis. Not an accident.
The ones that played at Sodom and Gomorrah but when he played a bum chord it caused everyone to turn into pillars of salt? I think we’re right. I feel like we’re right with this one.
Exactly. All the signs of a JW, as any priest will confirm. Also he used to wear that “I HEART BIBLES” t-shirt a lot.
If that were me, I wouldn’t wanna know me.
Thankfully it’s not me so I can carry on being me. I’d much prefer an “I HEART BIBBLES” t-shirt instead.
Bibbles don’t heart you back, though. Jesus does.