Guys, everyone, I know this is upsetting to some but I needed to get the word out now before it’s too late.
Gary Barlow is happening soon!
Now I’m not expecting people to start jumping into their nuclear bunkers immediately. It looks as though we have a window, how long is anyone’s guess. As long as you’re busy looking through Barlow Handbook when you have the chance to do so then that’s all we can ask.
Double check that you have plenty of water and tinned food. Carry out plenty of practise exercises with your ear defenders and earplugs.
Don’t take any risks. If you see a Gary Barlow coming towards you, whether or not he is singing, turn around calmly and walk in the other direction with your hands over your ears.
And whatever you do, don’t click that button; you do *not* want any more information.
11 comments on “Happening soon”
That’s a man with a lot of lamps. Gary Barlow loves an ambient light. It’s almost enough to convert me to someone who uses the Big Light.
If he’s pretending to be a lamp then he’s not doing a very good job. That little one on the far right is clearly Gary Barlow.
Has he got no shoes on? Why does he have no shoes on?
I’ve zoomed in on him, he is in fact shoeless. If he’s trying to make a point it’s a very cryptic point.
It’s not something I’ll be investigating in any detail, but I will now be watching for the disappearance of nearby side lamps as a sort of early warning sign for his arrival.
His entourage turn up early and steal your lamps? He’s got some nerve. What if I need them? If I’m going to have to see Gary Barlow I’d rather it was pitch black.
Agreed. Pitch black and completely silent would be the ideal.
If I can get that and not have to pay for it even better.
This is why cupboards under the stairs were invented.
Thinking about it further, the real goal would be pitch black, completely silent and with Gary Barlow absent. That’s the one for me.
You know what, let’s send Kev (and by “send” I mean force him to buy himself a ticket) to the gig and he can have the final say in the matter.
He’ll love that. He’s a sucker for Barlow’s smooth voice. When Take That split up he was Barlow through and through.