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Time for a tasty treat! How about some Milky Cow? It’s a luxury fudge.
Why is it badly packed?
Is it half eaten?
Did you find this under a conference table?
You can tell it’s luxurious because it has a cow on the front. It’s the mark of quality.
Exactly. Same applies to Milka chocolate and… I can’t think of anything else with a cow on. Maybe they’re the only two quality items.
Laughing cow? Cow & Gate? Arla Lactofree Milk?
This is good. I feel like I’m building up a list of “quality” groceries, and will attempt to survive only on those from now on.
What’s the laughing cow always laughing at? Surely cows have very little humour in their lives.
Was she laughing… AT ME?
I think she’s laughing at the way you spend your life drinking inferior non-luxury milk. What a fool you’ve been.
I don’t tell her how to live her life, so why is she judging me?
I’m going to spin a mint condition twelve inch of Armand Van Helsing’s ‘U Don’t Know Me’ at her and chuckle to myself.
It had better be a luxury mint condition twelve inch of Armand Van Helsing’s ‘U Don’t Know Me’ with a cow on it. Otherwise she’ll just laugh at that too.
Ack… you’ve got me there. It’s not a luxury mint condition twelve inch. There’s no cow on it. I’ve failed and she’s still laughing at me.
What a crap mint condition twelve inch of Armand Van Helsing’s ‘U Don’t Know Me’. I have to admit I’ve let loose a quiet chortle myself.
If being milked wasn’t a painful and humiliating experience mark my words, Laughing Cow, I would have my vengeance.
I’d like to report that I’ve now been on my “luxury only” diet of Milka chocolate, Cow and Gate formula milk, Arla Lactofree milk and Laughing Cow cheese for just over a month, and I feel very unwell.
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