Hi, Kevin here from Plunge Networks. Following our recent buyout of Skype, we’ve thought for literally minutes about what to do with the former biggest brand in consumer digital communications, and you know what we thought? That’s right, yoghurt!
Introducing Plunge Digital Yoghurt: the next evolution in snack technology. Upgrade your taste buds. Upgrade your lunch. Plunge Digital Yoghurt, where flavour meets innovation! Launching soon in two great flavours, combining everything you’ve come to know and love about Plunge Communications Networks Inc.
Fruity Mango: A smooth, tropical connection to your inner island. Enjoy a burst of tropical delight with every spoonful. Real mango bits, swirled into creamy, futuristic perfection.
Spicy WiFi: It’s tangy. It’s zesty. It pings your senses. This yoghurt packs a kick as electrifying as your internet connection. Can you handle the heat?
Whether you’re buffering between meetings or uploading flavour to your lunch break, Plunge Digital Yoghurt keeps you connected… deliciously.
Log on. Plunge in.
7 comments on “New: Plunge Digital Yoghurt”
I did an actual laugh out loud at Spicy Wi-FI yogurt. I suppose my only question is, if you bought Skype and this is the thing you’re doing now you’ve bought it, why isn’t it called Skype?
ABOUT BLOODY TIME!
It only took several weeks of hinting at this before the lad walked up to the plate and whammed it out of the stadium.
But what a wham it was! Worth waiting for a wham this wondrous.
Do you reckon he might eventually move to Wham bar flavoured digital yoghurt? That could go super bells for him.
That’s a great idea. If he does it should be Club Tropicana flavour.
I want royalties if he uses that.
If he didn’t use the Wham trademark name, but still used the same flavour, then he could get round it by calling it Club Tropicana. You’ve got excellent business prowess, nothing else in the world has that name.