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Plop plop wank paddock splendid watercress Mrs Saddlebottom
The old Ian! How lovely to see you again.
Will… er… will you be making any more posts?
He did a brief drive-by and won’t be back again. I don’t think he’s from the character hatch but he’s definitely escaped from somewhere.
That’s good news all round. It’s good news that he came back to see us, and it’s even better news that he’s gone again now.
His boundless energy is enviable, his manner and general nonsensical bullshit is not.
If he were here, even I could not stand him.
I’ll say something for “Old Beans” Ian: his tastes have become noticeably more sophisticated over the years. He never used to mention watercress. Now he’s evidently getting quite adventurous with his salad vegetables.
Perhaps he has changed in the interim years, perhaps he eats salad now or possibly he uses watercress for tickling old people under the chin. I don’t really want to ask him.
Better to use it for salads. I once made a lovely salad with watercress, chicken and orange.
On the other hand I once did some lovely under-chin tickling with purple sprouting broccoli.
Orange? In a salad?
Fruit? In a salad?
Yes. Both those things. In a salad.
You’ve changed, James. You are the change James. James Change. Ch-ames Jange(?)
*I got lost, sorry, what were we talking about?*
Salad. Your mind is going to be blown when you hear about “fruit salad”.
I’ve heard of that. I think it comes in tins… like bears.
That gets the Angelo Demonte seal of approval (?)
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