What is that?
It is coming ‘atcha like a mountain to frack.
Something must be burnin’ cos I’m feelin’ so whack.
Worries building up me like a pancake stack.
That old hat?
Nothing but cack,
I know you feel it too ‘cos you got ma back!
I’ve got so much cattle caught me flexin’ my yaks.
My old hat,
Your old hat,
Still none the wiser, best fade to black,
6 comments on “Old Hat”
In what way are you flexin’ your yaks? Why do you even own yaks?
There are so many things (or yhings, as I originally typed) I own that you don’t know about. I may have a mobile farm, it may or may not contain a high percentage of yaks.
Ian’s Floating Yak Farm? Time to do a bit of searching on the internet. If there’s a large structure somewhere above Newcastle with a collection of yaks dangling from the sky then it’s bound to have been uploaded to the ‘gram. I’ll find it.
Maybe its like Mark Llama’s dirigible gerbil farm….?
Whatever you do, don’t look up.
If it is anything like Mark Llama’s dirigible gerbil farm, it’ll give Peter Buck from REM air rage, and his angry shouts will lead us straight to it.
Mark my words, we will find this floating yak farm.