When you bring in the simple maths of the now trademarked ‘Pound Minute System’ (TM) it all makes sense.
Two pounds = two minutes of zumba. Not a lot of zumba but you may only have five minutes before the bus arrives. It’s ideal for those with empty pockets and short attention spans.
In order to work that out you would need to cross-reference the information from the Pound-Minute with the result of your chestingtons ripplingtons equation. As a rough guess I would say 28.
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When you bring in the simple maths of the now trademarked ‘Pound Minute System’ (TM) it all makes sense.
Two pounds = two minutes of zumba. Not a lot of zumba but you may only have five minutes before the bus arrives. It’s ideal for those with empty pockets and short attention spans.
I think the Pound-Minute may have found it’s niche, and its Zumba on the cheap!
How many two-minute zumba sessions do you need to do before you see a benefit in terms of rippling muscles and shapely thighs? Asking for a friend.
In order to work that out you would need to cross-reference the information from the Pound-Minute with the result of your chestingtons ripplingtons equation. As a rough guess I would say 28.
So a total of 56 minutes’ zumbage will get me rippling muscles and shapely thighs? Less than an hour? That’s a very quick turnaround.
I can’t wait until they start selling Zumba in the good ole’ ‘Weigh and Save’ in Bridlington. It’ll give us another reason to visit. Maybe.
How many grams of Zumba will £2 get me? And will it all fit in a little transparent “Weigh and Save” plastic bag?