You probably know that, once Easter Sunday is gone, the supermarkets want to ditch their remaining Easter eggs and clear the shelves for something else.
Anyway, it turns out that if you’re a grown up you can do what you want, so on Monday we bought all this.

Then, on Tuesday, we came home to find that each of us had bought some more without mentioning it to the other. So now we have everything you see above, plus three more of the biggest Easter eggs, six more smaller ones, another 16 Creme Eggs, some sort of Creme Egg chocolate bar, quite a lot of Reese’s Eggs, numerous Cadbury’s Caramel eggs and two Toblerone products called Edgy Eggs.
We are now faced with a storage problem that, somehow, neither of us had foreseen.

Anyway, don’t worry too much, we’ll sort it out one way or another.
3 comments on “Easter Eggcess”
That’s a lot for two people to deal with. We visited Asda on Easter Monday and they’re selfish pricks so things were reduced but in a miserly way. I turned my nose up and bought some bananas instead.
50% off everything here in France. Boom. Diabetes here I come.
Most of an easter egg is air. Have you tried the fun task of hitting them all with hammers until they are flat and then shoving them in a Tupperware box?