Now I’m unsure as to how far this could go. Could you blame them for getting into work late? Would they be a good alibi in some kind of police investigation? Are they able to take the heat off you when you’ve forgotten to pick up, I don’t know, curried lentils from the supermarket?
All I know is that this is a thing and we all need one hanging in our respective hallways / living rooms.
It may save your life someday.
5 comments on “Words to live by”
I don’t know about saving my life but I feel an experiment coming on that will result in a valuable blog post for ME. Bully for me.
Bully for you. Look at you with your post about something, piggybacking on the top of mine. Look at you fragrantly stealing from me.
My stealing is so fragrant. It smells of rose water and jasmine. You’ll be so busy marvelling at the life-changing aroma that surrounds you that you won’t even notice I’ve nicked your car.
… you what?
*checks* ah man, now how am I going to get the brakes fixed at the garage?
I didn’t take your brakes, I chucked them in the hedge before I drove off. So you can still get them fixed. Meanwhile I’m driving your car around and there’s nothing you can do because I’m literally unstoppable. It’s the perfect crime.