There I was, aimlessly looking at my Facebook account.
Do you remember how much you faffed about with Facebook when you first got it? Adding in all your likes, favourite bands and films, trying to find people you used to go to school with and sending them a friend request. Poking, apparently, still exists. You can still poke people even now and a lot of people I know are still poking each other (waaaaaay!) so that’s good to know. It was all pretty pointless.
I still get notifications of memories of things and a lot of them are random statuses I typed trying to be funny and failing miserably. Sometimes they’re photos of Reuben or silly things he said as a tiny baby orb. Today was slightly different.
I was linked to something I’d written circa 2008. A short script for something called ‘Cockitt and Pullit’. This was episode two so I must have been on a roll. I glanced briefly at the script before my current orb needed something and I had to switch it off, and made a note in my head to come back later on for a proper read.
I tried to look it up now and it’s gone. The memories have moved onto something else. I sifted through all the various (mostly pointless) pages trying to find where it could be hiding. I’m convinced there used to be a kind of notebook where you could write and store things. Wherever that is hiding must have my scripts for whatever this Cockitt and Pullit thing.
It was a cop drama, probably stupid as we all know the kind of humour 2008 Ian was packing. I’d completely forgotten I’d written them and for now they remain unseen by my judgemental eyes. I’m sure they’re not worth the paper they’re written on, yet if they’re part of my legacy I want them back for future generations to, well, to have.
Except… it’s not mine. If you Google it apparently it was Chris Moyles’ idea, which makes me even more confused. There are references to it in his blog from around the same time. Now I feel like I’m completely losing my mind and I made the whole thing up.
Sometimes remembering isn’t fun.
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If it’s any consolation I think you’re above the level of Chris Moyles. If this is his thing then rise above it, you’ve got more to offer the world.
That’s true. I’ve got so much more to offer the world now my educational YouTube channel is up and running.
Huge amounts more. Vastly more. Incalculable reserves of more. And that’s before we even mention just how few collectable items still wrapped in their original cellphane Chris Moyles has. It’s laughably few, I’ll tell you that.
I bet he throws everything away, including the thing he’s bought. What a sap. Sapenstein Molloy, that’s his name.
He just keeps the cellophane and throws the rest away. He thinks that’s the collectible part. But if you hang around his bins you can pick up some really good stuff.
I’m cleaning up.
I’m winning up.
I’m Michael Winner!
That’s the song I sing as I crimsonly place full price PS5 games and 4K blu rays into my gruff man satchel and sneak away into the darkness of the night.