That’s right.
We’ve managed to secure another exclusive and this time it’s a questions mit answers with one of the Happy Salad Boys; Chester Kneesup!
Name: Chester Kneesup
Age: Wa-hey, look at me
What type of boy band member are you: I’m the funny one, the cheeky scamp who gets away with anything
Favourite rocks: the ones you find by the sea
I look most like: a right old stack of Brazil nuts
Best outfit: my Robin Hood bomber jacket and tweed socks
Pour me a mug of: hot gravel, please
Slippers or mandibles: definitely mandibles because I think they’re rather fetching, whereas slippers are old like dad’s ham
How many ghandis are too many: any number over tooty
Favourite ice cubes: the ones from tim’s house, they’re delightfully pleasant
Finish this phrase, “roll me an onion…”: before the headmaster catches the figs!
7 comments on “Q & A with one of the Happy Salad Boys”
You DO look like a right old stack of brazil nuts, don’t you?
He DOES, doesn’t he?
Pour him a mug of hot gravel pronto
Do you think you’ll ever take a break from having all those eyes added to your face to get a set of mandibles installed?
One day, Christopher, one day. The mandibles shop is right next to the eye shop, and I would be lying if I said I hadn’t browsed the odd window between eye sessions.
Listen, a lovely set of mandibles would turn anyone’s head, especially a brand new pair in the shop window looking all shiny and clean. Who wouldn’t want a pair surgically inserted into their face? You’re only human.
Exactly. Get me in it. I mean, get them in me. On me. Put a me on them right now.
The excitement is making me delirious.