Hey kid, are you hungry? Do you need something to snack on before dinner?
What you need is a bag of Bamse Mums.
We take the finest things that sugar can produce and fashion them into someone that would make even a Smurf squint with glee.
Hidden beneath a veil of chocolate is something that up until writing this post I wasn’t quite sure what it was. It tasted like milk but it’s actually a marshmallow. Yeah, one of them covered in chocolate but also tasting a bit like a Kinder Egg. In the shape of a bear. Sort of shaped like a bear. In your mouth.
Trust me, with a packet full of these in your pocket, well, they’d melt obviously because it’s summer. They would melt into the sexiest confectionary you have ever seen or maybe not because they’re made in France but my sister sent some over from Sweden. Also nobody is impressed with melted chocolate unless they’ve got a hoover bag covered in holes for a brain.
English people probably don’t know what they are. They’re Bamse Mums.
Import some today and wonder why you bothered to do so in the first place.