It’s one of the big unsolved questions of the 1990s. What’s she going to look like with a chimney on her? The Tamperer featuring Maya plaintively asked this question over and over again in their number one hit “Feel It” but to no avail. Nobody could answer the question.
Fortunately, the dark days of the 90s are behind us and modern science can finally offer an answer to this seemingly impossible conundrum.
We can now proudly present the answer to the question, and show you (and the Tamperer featuring Maya) exactly what a whole range of women are going to look like with a chimney on them.
Here’s Shaznay Lewis from All Saints with a chimney on her. “Feel It” by the Tamperer featuring Maya knocked All Saints’ double A-side “Under the Bridge”/”Lady Marmalade” off the number one spot, so it’s only right that the pop stars who were toppled by this important question about chimneys will be the very first to showcase what they will look like with a chimney on them.
Australian pop sensation Gina G will look like this with a chimney on her. This picture immediately demonstrates the value of asking what someone will look like with a chimney on them, because the masonry will not be located in the obvious place, and Gina G will take the unusual step of having it fitted to her ass.
And finally, here’s June Whitfield with a chimney on her. A smaller, more refined chimney suits June’s look, and she will almost certainly wear it high on her head and at a slightly rakish angle, suggesting a self-deprecating wit to her ensemble. Oh, June!