It’s here! The #mysteryweekend Newcastle 2019 Book is now online! Of course, you might know it by its proper title: The Time that Three Friends Went Away for a Spiffing Adventure. And Everything Was Fine.
You can read it, along with all the other silly books, on the Books page.
Highlights of this particular literary work include:
- Ian blowing vape ships outside my nightclub
- Kev’s Wemslip Bib
- Filthbraham Bacon
- Sugar Pillows
- The Legend of Stabby McKenzie
- A drawing of a raaeeeeeeuurgh
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Reading back through this, I do not remember 60% of it so it’s a damn good job that someone wrote it all down. Imagine if everyone forgot the legend of Stabby McKenzie!
I’m pretty sure “Stabby McKenzie” does enough work to make sure his own legend is remembered, mainly by telling anyone who will listen that he’s Stabby McKenzie and then explaining the legend to them in detail whether they want to hear it or not.
At least, that’s my memory of him.
That’s how legends are started. If he didn’t gob about it so much nobody would know about him. You gotta converse to fill your purse (what?)
It’s like my old grandpops used to say: you gotta chin-wag to fill your bin bag.
Sensible man, we can all learn something from grande poodle or whoever he was.
You gotta chat good for a slice of the pud!
Grande Poodle, yes, though that was his formal title. To us he was always just called Old Grampsy Pops.
You gotta natter to make the dog fatter!
You definitely gotta talk it up to fill your cup.
All of these sayings are, to my great regret, proving that Stabby McKenzie is on the right track. If he wants his legend to be well known, he’s got to talk ’til his cover is blown.
To keep the police on your back you gotta whack yo craic!
I think that’s what Kev’s dad used to say. Wait no, that can’t be right. Kev’s dad only said one thing the entirety of him and us growing up.
“What are you doing?” – Big Steve c.2001
Perusing that book just made me do an actual LOL in the office at work.
What made you do an actual LOL? Was it the line where you belch rice into your mouth? That one usually does it for me.